The Upstart

Here are the lyrics to the song Chad Sanders and Kirk Weber performed for director Betsy Rau at the MIPA summer workshop talent show.

Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on

At MIPA camp I work and I revise
I sweat so much I chafe   between the thighs
Lansing Derby girls so cool they blew my mind
Think I’ll quit my job and roller derby full time

You know the boy-to-girl ratio is one to three
But I don’t care ‘bout that, all I care about is she

Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want; I know it can’t be wrong
People can’t you see it’s not the sun that made this heat
The sun could go out now, the one that’s hot is Betsy Rau
Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on

People sexting pics, it really ain’t for me
I sent my package, but I sent it COD
I’ve been trying for days to get a Betsy buck
If I don’t win a prize you know it will suck

And if took a j-cation with her it would be
To the moon and back or maybe just to LCC

Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want; I know it can’t be wrong
People can’t you see it’s not the sun that made this heat
The sun could go out now, the one that’s hot is Betsy Rau

Interlude

Betsy Rau has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want; I know it can’t be wrong
People can’t you see it’s not the sun that made this heat
The sun could go out now, the one that’s hot is Betsy
Betsy Rau Woaaaah
Betsy Rau Woaaaah
People can’t you see it’s not the sun that made this heat
The sun could go out now, but the one that’s hot is Betsy Rau

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